Sunday, March 1, 2009

The DOE Bizarro World

In the Bizarro World of the DOE, where everything is done the opposite of what is rational, the announcement will eventually be made that schools will be open tomorrow. Other schools, in the real, rational world, will announce that they are closed so people can go back to bed.

So, place your bets. At what time will the DOE be announcing that they will NOT be closing the schools tomorrow? I'm betting it will be some time around 4 AM--a time that will be useful to absolutely no one. The real time to announce should be tonight, around 9PM, when people could make rational plans for dealing with the snow tomorrow, but this is the DOE.

1 comment:

NYC Educator said...

Schools are closed, brother A. And the announcement was made between 5:30 and 6.