Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Bum's Rush

Comedian Rush Limbaugh (as Keith Olberman would say) has announced that due to the increase in taxes to the rich in New York, he will be packing his bags and moving out.

In unrelated news, property values in and around Rush's penthouse shot up, defying the recent down trend. Also, 43 NY drug dealers applied for federal stimulus money, claiming that they can no longer stay in business as conditions deteriorated markedly today. In other financial news, the midtown retailer Pants for the Portly filed for Chapter 11 protection.

1 comment:

Chaz said...

Good riddance. He only spends 15 days a year here anyway.