Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Goodbye, Dolly

In a display of tastelessness that makes Sacha Baron Cohen look like Miss Manners, the American Girl company released its "Gwen" doll. Gwen is a homeless doll. She costs $95.00.

Not to be outdone, City Hall today released its Mike doll. Dressed in the finest Armani suits, the Mike doll hands out one way plane tickets to Gwen dolls and forces them to fly out of New York.

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