Sunday, February 15, 2009

Kristoff Gets It...Wrong, Mostly


When I first started reading Nicholas Kristoff's Op-Ed called Our Greatest National Shame, I thought he was on to something. He said that education, even more than health care, was the nation's greatest need. That part I believe is right.

But then he goes on to recite some of the same old tired "solutions" that have not and will not ever do any good. He cites the Perry Preschool program in Michigan and KIPP as examples of what we should do. To Kristoff's credit, he does state that scale matters: the Perry Program, for example, followed only 123 students, some of whom were given a high quality preschool environment with small class sizes while the others were offered no advantages. As you would expect, better educated students who started early and had small class sizes did better. What a surprise. The question is, are we willing to spend the money to give that sort of education to every student, or is this study just a way of blowing smoke about what we could do if we wanted to?

Kristoff then goes off on what we are "learning" about K-8 education. First, that good teachers matter (did he really just learn this?). He points out that the best teachers teach in the best schools, and the least effective teachers teach in the worst schools. I have no idea how he measures "best" beyond test scores, but there's surely one thing he forgot: a lot of these 'best' teachers work with the brightest, most highly motivated students. I remember a post from my fellow blogger NYC Educator, in which he stated that if you took top teachers from a good school and dropped them into an underperforming school, they suddenly wouldn't appear to be such good teachers anymore. That is right on target.

Kristoff's solution is to pay teachers more (good idea) but to pay teachers who work in bad schools more still (bad idea). The focus should be on fixing ALL schools. As long as schools are violent, broken down, overcrowded, and subject to the latest educational fads rather than effective teaching, shifting the teacher's chairs on the Titanic won't make much difference. Good schools have no difficulty attracting and keeping effective teachers.

Next, Kristoff points to a study that supposedly shows that it matters not whether a teacher is certified. Studies like these are, in my view, stupid, because they compare newly certified teachers with new TFA recruits or Teaching Fellows. The problem is that almost all new teachers struggle. Almost no one is a good teacher in their first year. I'd say it takes a minimum of five years before you even become aware of all the mistakes you've been making. Those who go the traditional certification route are the ones who plan to stay in the system. TFAs plan to cut and run as soon as their resume padding is completed. Experience DOES matter.

So I give Kristoff credit for recognizing the gravity of the problem, but he needs to listen to teachers more than he does studies. He is correct that throwing money at the problems in our schools today won't fix them, but neither will the proverbial bigger hammer. We need to be smart, which means doing what we know will work. We need to reduce class size, pay teachers well, involve parents, and create safe, nurturing school communities.

Friday, February 13, 2009

The Mother of all Stimulus Packages


With Bloomberg seeking a third term, I say it's high time we looked for qualified candidates to oppose him. Personally, I'd like the throw the name of Mexico City's mayor Marcelo Ebrard into the mix. It seems he is giving out free Viagra to poor men. Talk about your stimulus package!

In stark contrast, our current mayor wants to make city employees pay 10% of their own health costs. When told of Mayor Marcelo's plan, Bloomberg replied stiffly, "Look, this is nothing new. We've been making it hard for New York City teachers for years, without costly drugs. They need to focus on getting their test scores up. Whatever else they want to get up is their own problem."

Chancellor Klein echoed the mayor's words. "I don't take Viagra myself," he said, "and there's no reason why teachers should. The one time I tried it the pill caught in my throat and I had a stiff neck for weeks." (rimshot)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I Didn't Hear It Through the Grapevine...

One of the few things I liked about the UFT website, other than the laughs, was the Grapevine. It started when the dreaded Open Market replaced seniority transfers. It was a place where teachers could anonymously (we hope) post what they thought of their school, good or bad. The idea was to help teachers steer clear of transferring to a school with an awful principal or non-existent parking (the DOE still doesn't realize how important parking is to drawing people in).

Now, I don't think anyone even knows the Grapevine exists. It's buried pretty deep on the UFT front page, on top of a link for Grief Counseling, which, trust me, you will need when you try to get a transfer. I think that's a shame. People don't dare talk about the plusses and minuses of their schools even in the teacher's lounge anymore because virtually all admins have spies scurrying to and fro.

I still think something like this needs to exist, if for no other reason than the entertainment value. And if that doesn't float your boat, watch this video of one of the great singers of all time.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Rhyme Scheme


A teacher in Brooklyn was fined a thousand bucks by the Conflicts of Interests Board for trying to sell her book of poems to parents. I have no idea whether this teacher was guilty or not, but it sure feels good to know that the COIB has its groove back.

You see, the COIB has been dropping the ball for some time. Going all the way back to the Snapple debacle, in which the bidding process for the exclusive rights to peddle sugary drinks to children was overseen by a company that also represented Cadbury Schweppes, the Board has looked pretty lax. But Mayor Bloomberg said the process was fair, so fair it was.

The COIB also cleared the way last year for the mayor and members of the city council to grant themselves an additional term, despite the citizens of New York having twice voted no to extending term limits. The mayor said that was fair, as well, and so fair it was.

So it's good to see the COIB putting its foot down. A teacher selling a book of poems for $10 is not fair. Only billionaires and politicians get to abuse their positions with impunity.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Tomorrow's the Big Day!

Don't forget to wear your blue tomorrow! In a masterstroke sure to have Mayor Bloomberg begging for mercy, Feb. 10 is Wear Blue To School to Support the Stimulus Package Day (or WBTSTSTSP Day, for short). Never mind that the stimulus bill has already cleared all hurdles in the senate--just shut up and wear your blue! We Unity folks HATE all the whining you teachers do. We sweat to the bone thinking up brilliant ideas like this!

The UFT expects more than 20,000 teachers to wear blue tomorrow, and will hump this fact endlessly. Once again, ignore the fact that 20,000 teachers wear blue to school on any given day anyway--we're making a point here! The union is encouraging you to send in pictures of yourself or anyone else in your school wearing blue so they can let everyone know what a smashing success their protest has been.


Here at Accountable Talk we encourage you to copy and paste the picture to the left and send it to the UFT following the same instructions. Let's see if anyone notices.

Taking Attendance for Dollars


Former Lafayette High School Principal Johlonta Rohloff, who was removed from her job for allegedly asking teachers to be janitors and refusing to give textbooks to kids, now has something else to worry about. Now, you'd think that would be reason enough for her to be in trouble, but no, she was almost offered another principalship. Maybe that school needed some cleaning, too. After parents and teachers objected, she was given the job of running the SI rubber room.

According to the Daily News
, she got in an altercation with a teacher in the rubber room named Helen Settles. Ms. Settles claims Rohloff slammed her finger in an attendance book. The police were called. That must have been one heavy book.

Ms. Rohloff, who I'm sure had many very important duties other than just taking attendance and playing mousetrap with the attendance book, reportedly makes $141,823 a year.

Just a note to Chancellor Klein: I'd be willing to take attendance at the RR for a mere $110,000.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Diane Ravitch on Mayoral Control

If you haven't seen this yet, you should. Why is Diane Ravitch speaking truth to power while the UFT stands silent?




Send this video to every teacher you know.